Sometimes I get something that’s just too good to keep to myself. Enjoy the smile, anyway. –Kellene
HOW TO INSTALL AN INEXPENSIVE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave note on your door that reads:
Bigun, Duke & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Dont mess with the pit bulls cause they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I dont think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside.